January 25, 2017
Please skip this post if you are 55 years old and below and 75 and up.
I came early for the Chippendales show to allot extra time to claim my ticket from the box office. Eh yun naman pa lang box office was just inside the Chippendales boutique attached to the venue.
This is more for bachelorette parties or 50th birthday parties.
Novelty items for fun’s sake
Parang hindi naman ako makakainom dito sa water jug na ito. Baka masamid ako.
Sobrang eskandaloso ang mga pangalan. Flavored sucker nay ko.
Hanging hotdog shooter with pearl necklace. Parang pang matrona naman ito.
My parents were ones one of the major suppliers of ice candy in Rizal some 45 years ago. Ano kaya, what if I revive our ice candy factory? I will have none of the traditional flavors of munggo, langka, ube and buko. Eto na lang, margarita, single malt, double scotch. Instead na haba at tulis lang ang korte, eto na i-shape natin parang itlog at hot dog. Dyos ko, patawarin po ninyo ako.
Tila malaswa baka hindi payagan na magbenta sa mga schools. For adults lang. Pero what a great potential, I will certainly become rich. Imagine ang daming bibili na mga babae at binabae. The good thing about the food business is that customers can buy and eat it too, several times a day.
Ladies stop using electrical tape, masking tape or balikbayan box packaging tape to cover your nipples. Baka matuknap ang balat nyo. Baka pag-alis ng tape eh kasama matanggal nipples nyo. Buy something cute like this.
I know what to give my husband on Valentines day. Baka sobra syang ma-pressure huwag na nga.
