October 22, 2018 Monday

While Edmund was reading the morning newspaper at around 7 am, Antonia approached him and reported that driver L exhibited his hotdog while standing at the door of the driver’s quarters. She alleged that Jocelyn saw him naked. He was standing (not his birdie) while using his cell phone.

naked driver report

She looked and sounded distressed while she was narrating the “sightings”. She didn’t specify though if Jocelyn and Jebel had seen a regular hotdog, jumbo, or cocktail.
Her report was laden with sensationalism. She said the driver could be high on drugs, baka daw addict that’s why he was acting like that. Edmund thought it best to call the two other maids whom she mentioned had seen the naked truth to verify her story.

Jebel—–“Sir hindi ko naman sinabing high sya. Ang sabi ko lang parang bangag”.
Edmund—-“Pareho din ang ibig sabihin nun”.

Edmund lectured them not to create stories kasi kawawa naman yung driver.
He explained to them the difference between naked while inside his room and being naked outside his room.
It turned out that the driver was indeed naked while he was using his phone but he was inside his room. Since the door was open, the two maids saw his hotdog. Edmund said if the driver was naked while he was in the garage or walking outside like in the driveway, garden, then that is a different story.

E—“Ibang sitwasyon yun nung kay driver Jojo na naligo sa pool at naghubad sya ng shorts. Ito, nasa loob sya ng kwarto, baka naiinitan kaya nakabukas yung pinto”.

E—“Huwag nyo kasing tingnan at huwag kayong sumilip dun sa kwarto nila”.

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